There was an Australian actor - a very good actor - who had to leave 'Baywatch' cos being an Aussie larrikin he just couldn't keep a straight face when in the same room as the Hoff and the Hoff didn't much like it. Does the Hoff have advisers? Does the Hoff listen to them? Do nicknames count when you give them to your self? Should I post when I've had 3 chardonnays ?

As if it was not obvious, I am the "Wayne" who tipped Brian off. Here's how I feel. When someone is so deliciously into themselves so much that they believe the hype and can create an image from it, it is just best to let them run and enjoy the ride. The guy has the stats - been on two of the top grossing shows ever, sold millions of records and is famous for nothing more than his own image. I'd say that is great and good luck to him.

This video is superb. Whether you think it is good or bad, it is awesome.

Don't get annoyed, just enjoy the ride, with or without chardonnay! I BET you he has a Hoff vintage too!

I've seen this video hundreds of times, and it just grows more and more disturbing each time . . .